C'est notre secret

Hey roomie, can you come into my room for a minute? HAH. I just wanted to fuck with your head and tease you with my big ass barely contained by my tight jeans. Fuck, except now I'm really horny. OK fine, you can put it in for a minute, but JUST the tip. But you know I'd never fuck you, so you're not allowed to tell anybody that this happened. It has to be our secret!