Je voulais utiliser un préservatif, mais elle a fait elle-même une pute insémination

In the morning I wanted to have a relaxed round of fucking with my sweetheart, and the responsible boyfriend that I am took great care to use appropriate contraception. But she had other plans: she ripped the condom off my cock and I couldn't help but go outside to play without my rain jacket during a thunderstorm, if you know what I mean ;)